‘Film’ Category

  1. Senna!

    January 20, 2012 by admin

    Last night some friends invited me to their rather random film society in the basement of a bar on Shoreditch High Street. Sounds like something from school, or university, and actually it was just as much fun.

    You could get a drink from the bar. You sat on hard plastic old school chairs, and their were Krispy Creme donuts!

    I didn’t care what we watched, just the set up had me enchanted. That and the girl running things, who probably casted for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. You who? Weird. Slightly scary looking. And damn sexy.

    But then the film?

    It was something I wanted to see but didn’t want to waste on the small screen. Senna.

    Wow!

    The whole thing was made with original footage, starting with him coming to Europe to race in karts, then the joy of getting his first F1 race. His genius in the wet, and his first Monaco GP where he lapped all but one car (then crashed out). There was this amazing bit of on board camera film where he comes up behind another two drivers as if they were stopped, and flies past.

    And of course it all ends in tragedy and controversy.

    Such a waste, and such circumstances that still make the blood boil of anyone who knows the story.

    Go see it.

    And go to a cinema society. It was the best fun.


  2. Paula Patton

    January 6, 2012 by admin

    Oh my God.

    I’d forgotten Paula Patton.

    Hardly a sexy name. But my god, what a woman.

    I went to the cinema on the way home last night to see the new Tom Cruse Mission Impossible knowing nothing about teh film, just cause one of the lads suggested it.

    Then there she was, huge and beautiful on the screen.

    What I wouldn’t do. That girl has it big time.

    I just looked her up on Youtube and now I’m a little hot under the collar, not to mention in the trouser department. Hot damn!

    Oh and the film? Well, yeah, it was fun. Hardly a challenge. Simon Pegg just didn’t fit to my mind. Much that I love him, and in fact Paul has to be a recent comedy favourite. Tom was fun, shame we didn’t see much of his usual gang, but the ending suggests they’ll be back next time.

    Another good thing was a sight of BWM’s much advertised futuristic car, a kind of electric supercar I think. Darling Paula gets a bit undressed in the car, that blew me big time.

    And guess what? It’s the weekend already. Here we go again. Big night up north tonight, catching the train at 3.30 to meet mates in Leeds. Bring in on my northern lovelies.


  3. Birds on birds, it ain’t like the movies

    December 7, 2011 by admin

    Right then, I’m on day three of the new Evans diary machine, and I thought I’d get another of my little prejudices off my chest.

    Girls on girls. You know. Lesers. Or any of the less pleasant names that even I’d not type out for fear of reprisals.

    Sounds great.

    Every man’s fantasy.

    Though of course in that fantasy you secretly know that you can cure then and all they really want in life is a good hard rodgering.

    Ah! Reminds me. There’s a new Vaigra called 007. It makes you Roger Moore!

    What do you mean you didn’t laugh? I loved that.

    But anyway, back to my lovely luscious long licking lesers.

    Have you ever seen a pretty one? No really? You know, out in the street?

    I don’t care about the short hair. In fact a lovely nape gets me big.

    But why oh why do they have to try to look like men?

    And why are they so angry?

    Or at least angry with men?

    There must be something great about being lesbian, but Mr Christopher can’t begin to work it out. I’ve even had this conversation with a school friend who ‘came out’. We always ragged each other about everything and I was far more brutal with her than I have been here, yet all she could say was “you either are, or you’re not, like it isn’t a conscious decision”.

    I’m not convinced. But then I am a self confirmed male chauvinist pig, and kind of like that role.

    But what I’m most concerned about is why I can’t find a hint of the babes in the lesbian films out there on the street.

    But then, I don’t really care. It’s just a rant. It’s just me being the arsehole that is me.


  4. Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Snorer

    September 25, 2011 by admin

    Am I missing something here?

    It seems that the most popular film out at the moment is the adaptation of John Le Carre’s Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. The Odean near me is showing it 10 times a day. Anyway, a few mates were going last night and so I tagged along, and after about ten minutes I wished I hadn’t bothered.

    Definitely the best bit was the trailer for some war film that I now can’t remember. Even the trailer for the soppy chick flick The Help was better than the main show.

    Gary Oldman is supposed to be fantastic. And don’t get me wrong, I think he’s a dude. But in this he didn’t act, he just walked around looking old, with a stony face. All he had to do was remember his lines for heaven’s sake. There was no totty, no excitement, no car chases, hardly a shot fired, in fact watching Jamie Oliver is more likely to offend or excite than this.

    There was one good thing – it was set in ’73 and one of the guys drove a Citroen DS. Now that was cool.

    After such a boring film we thankfully went out and got lashed. Though that was a chore at first as the other lads seemed to think the film was good, so then I was the peasant who didn’t understand! Understand? There was nothing to understand!